There has been a lot of fanfare lately for Naomi, our five-week-old daughter. And rightly so, she deserves it. But let’s take some time to highlight a few members of our family who–like Naomi–make large contributions toward our well-being by way of vomiting.
I’ve been seeing another woman lately. Fortunately, my wife has been around too, because for as long as I can remember, I have been incapable of lactating.
I’m speaking, of course, about my daughter, Naomi, who was born on Friday, July 11, at approximately one o’clock in the morning, when my typical activity is to not [...]
My wife and I are attending a wedding today, and while the happy couple is probably stressing out about flowers, candles, music, and which foot goes first, we’re very busy eating cereal and drinking coffee. Our time has come and gone, and it is beautiful feeling.
There was a day when we spent our waking hours [...]
Today’s topic is: Home Entertainment.
This week a nice man named Antonio came to install satellite television service in our home. This is the first time we have been subscribers to more than just your run-of-the-mill rabbit-ear stations. We now have the full-blown “Choice Extra Grande Premium” package of channels with extra whipped cream, so there [...]
It only took us three hours to put together the baby’s crib. This is one of the several baby-related activities we’ve been involved in lately. Others include scanning products for our registry at Babies R Really Expensive, listening to people tell us how “everything is about to change”, stenciling letters on the baby’s wall which [...]
Paul, an apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ, and a Youth Pastor.
To the students.
In the name of God our Father and of his Son, Jesus Christ, who is totally awesome: Peace be with you. I just want to tell you that God is totally cool and so is His son Jesus. He like, died for [...]
We may not be in an official recession, but some of you have asked: “Cory, can you explain the frightening state of our economy and what we can do about it, and whether we should actively stockpile canned vegetables in our bomb shelters?” And the answer is: Yes.
If you have been watching the news or [...]
My current car–and this is an example of my acute automotive knowledge–makes “funny noises” when you turn it on. And by “funny noise” I mean the shrill voice of a banshee emanating from under the hood whenever I turn the key. Not only that, but it is possessed by the Devil. Perhaps not the Devil [...]
Look! It’s a new blog!
But will it just be the same?
I hope it isn’t.